Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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