Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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