I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This house was built for laser tag.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
