thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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