Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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