i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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