So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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