Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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