if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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