using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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