So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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