...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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