I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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