She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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