he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I want a musical about memes.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
