is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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