i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He? As in you personified your dick?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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