He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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