This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Come on in and take your pants off
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