if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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