I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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