I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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