The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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