Me too!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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