the condom got lost in my hair
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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