she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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