i already hear my dad disowning me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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