And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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