And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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