let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Did I show you my penis last night?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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