Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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