What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
