Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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