Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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