No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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