also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
MIDGETS
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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