And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So vagazzling was a success
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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