Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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