Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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