FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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