So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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