I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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