i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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