how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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