brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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