Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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