We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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