We won't sleep together?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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