did you get engaged???
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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