OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
