Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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